Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

God, I'm so lonely. The heat and awful dust here in Afghanistan is mind numbingly bad. Wished I'd picked up that cute brunette down at the Officer's Mess. God, she must have been all of fourteen. What the heck. Just keep lookin' at the babes on Mind you, may be I'm getting a bit bi-sexual but the new Commandant is just giving me a quick shine in the nether regions. (cough)Well I better go and see what the guys are doing now. Might be pig rooting some of the "cleanskin" recruits just arrived last week. Boring!!

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