Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

just had a week in Brazil. birds, booze and bongo! Party on dude!

Press following me around. Had to be on me best behaviour. Done an interview saying how hard it is to meet women.
Facebook requested for friends - all female - doubled within minutes.
Why, hello ladiiiiieeesss...

If I wasn't a prince, I would be.... hmmm... that legendary play-yer Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother.

Or his wing-man... That would be... awesome!