Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

I discovered my phone's been hacked but what's more amazing is that its just a toy one. Phenomenal! Where do these News of the World journalists get off. Looking for some crumpet tonight. May be I'll ring David Beckham. He's always got some to spare. English Nazis want me to be their figure head. Yeah, I'll consider that. Oh, a message for all those journalists. P... off!!