Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Monday, 28 November 2011

Dear Diary,

That conniving brother of mine must be trying to get rid of me, doubtless got wind that I'm screwing Kate nightly when he's not around, got a letter today 'inviting' me to train as a potential astronaut with NASA!
Fuck that for a barrel of way Jose'! What, me stuck in one of those endless training programmes with a load of daffy yanks with no chance of a weekly legover or a good piss-up with the lads, bollocks to 'em all!

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