Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Cheryl Cole gave an interview saying she'd like to marry me! Ha ha.

Now there's a celeb who can give me a lap dance all day long. Alan Carr can go bog off back to Northamptonshire with his boyfriend.
As long as Chezza don't speak in that pigeon geordie english she likes to use we'll get along fine. Wohay pet.

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