Prince Harry - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
That bloody camp comic Carr with the 1980s NHS glasses tried to give me a lap dance last night.
I told him 'I'm not gay' - but it seemed to make the queen even more keen. Should have HRH Granny aka the real Queen send him to the tower! Maybe when Wills is King.
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