Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Bong! And now the news headlines from Me Prince Harry not Trevor McDonald.

Bong! Prince Harry faster than Usain Bolt
Bong! Prince Harry pimping Pippas Pips.
Bong! Prince Harry met Sally in a Mayfair nightclub.
Bong! Prince Harry to take over presenting TV Burp on ITV.

I think I've smoked too much bong last night, and I need to lie down in a dark room.