Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 July 2016

"Hair, There and Everywhere"
-Insert Name Here

I wrote Mull of Kintyre
I wrote Wonderful Christmastime
And among my many other talents, my hair's still in its prime
I was in a little band called The Beatles
We had an album called Yesterday and Today
You gotta say
74 and not a hint of grey!
I was in a little band called Wings
I'm known for many things
Not least my hair, onto my head it still clings

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