Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 14 September 2017

Today I found a set of old bagpipes in the loft. All covered in dust, but they sounded a lot better than I remembered them sounding.
Of course, they are no good to me,as I can't play them and do that whole thumbs in the air thing at the same time, can I? Still, I am so widely adored, it won't really matter, and there are so many islands that I need to write songs about, aren't there?

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