Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

It was nice meeting with Ringo but I wish he would look older. He makes me look old and he's older than I am.
I'm thinking of writing a new song, "When I'm 84."
I've got to stop calling my wife Nancy "Linda." Well, at least I never call her that bitch Heather's name!

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