Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 August 2008

I got to meet Barack Obama on his middle east trip, but he didn't know it was me. I put a New York Yankees cap over my turban and told him what a fine job he is doing.

If he wins the election, I should be able to come out of this cave.

With him running the United States, it should be a proper Muslim nation within two or three years.

Of course, if John McCain wins (and picks Mitt Romney as his VP), this place will be crawling with Mormon Missionaries.