Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

I was watching TV this morning, when who should turn up but Oprah Winfrey.

I looked at her, and asked for an autograph. She was like no, and I was like what? and she said no, I had to give her my autograph first, but I don't even know who I am myself. I am just a beardy who lives in a cave...........