Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 May 2008

You don't know what it feels like to have a price on your head.....well I'll tell you; it makes you feel like a damned idiot.

I bought a new turban last year and not one of my men had the courage to tell me the price ticket was still pinned to the back.

I've had three of them castrated as an example to the rest.

Pigs in blankets for tea tonight!!