Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 May 2012

So, 'eet 'ees still sinking in that Francois Hollande is zee new Presidente of zee France - zee job I have held for zee four years.

We will never know if DSK - Dominique Strauss-Khan would have won were it not for the sexy scandal of him and zee 'otel maid in zee New Yorkshire.

Sacron bleur! I wonder... Too late now - would a sexy tape of moi and zee Carla on zee internet have helped me win zee presidencee?

It helped zee X Factor judge Tulisa to win zee FHM Sexiest Women In Zee World award - and she knows nuffing about zee politics!