Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Mr Francoise Hollande, my replacement as zee President of France, has appointed his first cabinet - with 50% of zee posts going to zee women as promised in ees' campaigning.

I really miss my job - zee house, zee pay, zee power. Perhaps I could get a lower job in zee new cabinet. I would wear a dress if needed!