Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

10% behind in zee polls to Francois Hollande after Round 1 of voting.

Tonight is my last chance to pull that back. We have zee one and only televised leaders debate. If i make a good impression, I can increase my vote. I know i can - it worked for zee Nick Clegg two years ago - and look at him now. Deputy Prime Minister of England behind zee David Cameron!