Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 April 2012

A document has been made public in Paris that says I received 50 million euros from slain Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for zee 2007 election campaign.

'Eet 'eez reediculous to suggest i took money from Gadaffi. The document must be false. Or a misprint. Wasn't there another guy standing against me with a similar name? Nicolas Cleggozy? Rings a bell...