Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Gadzooks! Zee younger brother is dating zee Hollywood child star actor Mary-Kate Olsen!

How did 'eee do zat? Obviously he is jealous of me dating a super-model and singer - Zee Carla Bruni.

My brother is 42 and she is 25. Sacron bleur'. How will he keep up with her? He must be drinking his way through a red bull factory!