Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

Well zee tv debate with Francois Hollande was brutal.

As zee frenchman, I am zee lover not zee fighter. Look at my trophy wife for example! But I felt like rolling up zee sleeves and smashing monsieur 'Ollande in 'eees smarmy face. That might have upped my percentage in zee polls. Is it too late to organize a second debate?