Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 April 2012

Today is zee day for the first round of General Election voting in France. The opinion polls says Socialist Party/Francois Hollande will win today with 28%, narrowly defeating my UMP Party on 27%.

Polls says the three remaining candidates
National-Front Party/Marie Le Pen on 16%,
Left Party/Jean Luc Melenchon 14%
and Modem Party/Francois Bayrou 10% will be eliminated.

Predictions then say in the 2nd (FINAL) round on voting on May 6th, Hollande will get 55% to my 45%.

If I can get just a few more per cent, per-haps' he would consider a coalition with moi?

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