Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Friday, 23 March 2012

'eees is dead. We have killed the terrorist after a 30 hour stand-off.

Toulouse gun-man Mohamed Merah has been shot by my police after a stake out at his flat. This should do well for my re-election campaign. Rupert Murdoch has also been in touch to thank us for keeping it going so long, they love that sort of thing on the rolling news.

The only thing missing was that wacky english footballer Paul Gazzacoyne turning up with a fishing rod and bucket of chicken drunk as a skunk. If it happens again i will call Eric Cantona.

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