Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

The election campaign is not going well. Expect to win the first round but polls suggest Fran├žois Hollande will triumph overall and kick my sad arse out of office.

This is not good news, I've got a supermodel wife to impress (and support financially) and we just had our first child.

On the plus side, If I do lose, there are some bus driving jobs going in England, after a syndicate of drivers won the Euromillions lotto.

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