Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 18 March 2012
The election campaign is not going well. Expect to win the first round but polls suggest François Hollande will triumph overall and kick my sad arse out of office.
This is not good news, I've got a supermodel wife to impress (and support financially) and we just had our first child.
On the plus side, If I do lose, there are some bus driving jobs going in England, after a syndicate of drivers won the Euromillions lotto.
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