Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Dear Diary -

I am starting to get fed up with my wife Carla's constant flirting.

Yesterday afternoon, I caught her flirting with one of our palatial gardeners.

When I confronted her about it she said that he was just giving her lessons on planting geraniums.

I told her that I did not mind that, but I did mind that he was giving her the lessons in our master bedroom.

Nicolas S.

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