Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 November 2010

Dear Diary.

Carla and I sat down and watched X-Factor because we heard Arsene Wegner was on it. Then I realised it wasn't Wenger it was Wagner. Silly us!

The theme this week was American Anthems. I thought we should ask for a France week seeing as we've just signed that deal with old Posh-boy Cameron. Couldn't think of enough songs though. Any suggestions?

Also, someone said I apparently look like Nathan Petrelli from Heroes today. I have no idea who Petrelli is, but I assured the Sci-Fi heterosexual that he must be one handsome guy.


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