Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 November 2010
Today was a rather fun day. I discovered a young immigrant trying to break into my personal oil collection, so I ordered for him to be deported immediately. Following that, I managed to disband strike action by ordering for croissants to be thrown at every man. Lastly, I turned off all the nuclear power stations for a minute just for teh laughs. It was hilarious! People were screaming "No Nic, Don't do it!" but I was like "I Lol at your face!"
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