Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

nov 1804

My spies in the Austrian Camp tell me there has been a transport incident on the Road to Austerlitz...Alors, it would seem that an Austrian Courier has collided with a farmer and cart...what the Anglais would call 'road rage' ensued and the Austrian Courier has had to be brought to a local hostel....this has delayed severely, General Mack's orders and the Farmer is demanding 'compensation' for his mangled axle....En plus, the local police still haven't turned up,as they are dealing with a SPATE OF BURGLARIES IN THE AREA...ha ha ha! Quelle Desastre!

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