Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 August 2012

While haunting around today, it dawned on me that on 1st August 1798, Britain's Admiral Horatio Nelson destroyed my French fleet in Battle of the Nile, stranding me and my forces in Egypt!

The swine!

Although no longer alive, bad memories still hurt me, and all the others here in never-never land.

Mind you, look at the English navy now... ha ha ha!


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