Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Do you know, the English have now put my quotes on a website?
Amazing nation, I slaughter and malign them for years, and they do this?

My personal favourites that I am proudest of are:
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength."

"Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."

and "History is a set of lies agreed upon."


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