Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

On 8th Aug 1815. I was imprisoned and then exiled to the island of Saint Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.

Originallly I was living in a pavilion on the Briars estate. I later moved reside in Longwood House, it had fallen into disrepair, and the location was damp, windswept and unhealthy.

The Times published articles insinuating the British government was trying to hasten my death.

I noticed this week while doing a little haunting in England's Westminster, that the Times claimed the British government was hastening the death of patients with their cutbacks.

Eh eh eh!

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