Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Did a bit of haunting today at the Royal Navy Operations room based at Whale Island, Portsmouth.

They use these computer thingy screens nowadays it seems, but there are far fewer dots on the screen than little wooden boats that used to be on the tables in my days.

I heard one of the officers telling another that David Cameron has got rid of more ships than I and someone called Hitler did put together!

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