Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2012

One day in 1804, when ~I was alive, I decided to break with tradition and proclaim myself Emperor of France.

I had some good and bad times in my conquest of many nations, tribulations, victories, defeat and many love affairs.

But since I have been back carrying out a little haunting in my old enemies country of England... I think they dare not call it that nowadays, and popping in to see the politicians of the day, the queues of unemployed people, the sick dying, the proletariat going on riots and murder sprees, France owning more of their industry than they do... I must say, I've had better laughs in my living days!