Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 August 2012

In Birmingham, in the middle of England, a handsome man made redundant by the city council, Patrick Hayes came up with a revolutionary plan - become Me!

He decided to take on the persona of L'Emperor, but is hoping the after-dinner speaking job won't prove his Waterloo.

Patrick's well-qualified for the job with the full outfit at the ready and a good grasp of the French language - plus, like me, he's not the tallest at just 5ft 2ins.

People still love me now I am dead... I'm doing more for unemployment than your Caramel... no Campbell!

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