Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

I was doing a bit of haunting in London, for the Olympics, and noticed a photo of one Julian Clary, and I thought the similarity in facial feature between him and the mammoth breasted Désirée Clary.

Bernardine Eugénie Désirée Clary, became my fiancée in 1795, and later Queen Consort of Sweden and Norway.

Of course this Julian could not match her giant juggs, but I quiet liked the look of him.

Is he in the Olympics?

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