Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Friday, 11 October 2013
Dear Diary - I just heard that country singer Dolly Parton said that she wants to adopt Justin Bieber and me.
Wow. I cannot believe that anyone would want to put up with me and my diva-like antics.
I really like Dolly a lot but I would not wish Justin or me, for that matter, on her.
I do admire her for having the biggest tits in America though.
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