Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Dear Diary - Talk about keeping a low profile. My own mother has not even seen me for days. And I think that I am finally starting to grow up and realize that the world is not one big party.

I have always thought that all of my problems stemmed from my friendship with that celebutante Paris Hilton.

I have told her to never, ever call me because I am trying to do good and not drink or crash my car in the back of automobiles or 18-wheeler trucks.

Lindsay Lohan

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