Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 July 2013

Dear Diary - It's been almost two months in this horrible place. I want to get out of this rehab clinic. I am starting to act goofy and silly.

I feel like people will forget about me and start paying attention to that spotlight hungry bitch Paris Hilton.

Gosh I miss my girlfriend Samantha Ronson and the cute little way she used to tickle my you-know-what until I peed.

Gosh I need a cigarette, a shot of tequila, and a new tattoo.

Lindsay Lohan

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