Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Dear Diary - It feels so good to be out of that rehab clinic. I had a lot of fun hosting Chelsea Lately. I know that people still love me even though a lot of people think that I get preferential treatment from the California judges.

Well truth be told, I do. But that is just one of the perks of being a fabulously famous Hollywood movie star.

I can do all kinds of stuff that other women my age would immediately get arrested for and be sent off to prison.

But no sir, not Lindsay Lohan, I am bulletproof. And I am still going to be the party girl I have always been - just give me a few days, you'll see.

Lindsay Lohan

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