Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 August 2013

Dear Diary - Gosh it feels great to be free once again. I am really glad that I never did go through with my plan to dig my way out of that rehab clinic because if they had caught me I would have probably had 90 more days tacked on to my sentence.

I am going to do my best to stay out of trouble and that means that Paris Hilton better not come within 500 feet of me. That woman is nothing but trouble with a capital F.

It really feels good to eat food that I can actually taste. I am really going to try my best to behave this time. I do not want to end up like that weirdo Amanda Bynes.

Lindsay Lohan

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