Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Dear Diary - I have surprised myself as I am somehow managing to stay out of trouble.
I really have no choice because if I mess up again I could end up going back to the Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in L.A. and that place is horrible.
I have never seen so many ugly lesbians in one place; yuck.
Of course the last time I was there I was what they refer to as a lipstick lesbian, which means that I am extremely beautiful and all of the masculine lesbians want me to be their bitch.
It kinda got real confusing and this from a girl who was once engaged to marry another girl - Samantha Ronson.
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