Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Dear Diary - I am pulling for the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl.

I just think that their quarterback Peyton Manning is real cute and he has a big forehead which means that he has a big brain, and I like guys who have big things [WINK-WINK].

And I am not a slut like that space alien bitch Joan Rivers said recently on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Joan can kiss everyone of my 703 freckles.

Gosh I hate her. She smells like botox.

Lindsay Lohan