Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
Dear Diary - Help! I am bored like hell. I have been in rehab now for one month and I swear it feels like 30 days. Dammit! I want to leave this hell hole because I really think that it is starting to affect my IQ.
I am so lonely. Gosh I even miss my skinny little lesbian butch Samantha Ronson. I wish I was in her arms right now with her feeding me grapes dipped in Corona Light Beer.
I swear when I leave this rehab clinic I am going to have the biggest damn party that LaLaLand has ever seen.
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