Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Dear Diary - I am BORED! BORED! BORED! I really need to get out of this rehab clinic as soon as possible.

Dammit I could sure use a Margarita and some Fritos.

I keep telling the clinic nurse that I am fine and that I just need to get back to my house so that I can feel comfortable.

I do not like being stared at by complete strangers, especially when I am taking a shower.

I am going to call up my number one amigo, Charlie Sheen and see if he can get me the hell out of here.

Lindsay Lohan