Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 October 2012

Dear Diary -

I love Mitt Romney. I swear if he was 40 years younger and single I would jump on him quicker than Kirstie Alley jumping on a loose Oreo Cookie.

I am going to vote for him because he and I have one thing in common. We are both very rich. And I know that rich people will look out for their fellow rich people and say to heck with the poor folks and the middle class folks.

If Mr. Romney gets elected I think that I am going to ask him if he can appoint me to be the ambassador to Hawaii so that I can spend lots of time on the beautiful beaches drinking Pina Coladas and dancing in my little mini hula skirts.

I am even going to call up my best friend Paris Hilton and tell her to vote for Mitty also.

Lindsay Lohan
(America's Sweetheart)