Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Been looking at rebranding my image after all the problems of the last year.

Newspapers and websites are still writing about me, but I'm ranking below Kim Kardashian and her big fat arse, Rihanna and her naked ass, and Miley Cyrus and her skinny yoga attending ass.

Hell I've just been on Glee - surely that demands a higher ranking!