Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 July 2012

On the set of my latest film - Liz and Dick. I LOVE DICK!!

I'm playing Elizabeth Taylor, in a film about her life and romance with Richard Burton. I LOVE RICHARD! Oh hang on, that don't sound right.
Taylor and Burton were meant for each other. They divorced but later remarried.

After my spell as a lesbian I'm now back shagging men, or hoping to.
Perhaps I haven't met the love of my life yet - maybe it is Tom Cruise, if I can do a film with him we can meet and fall in love - well that's how he met his first three actress wives!!