Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 May 2012

Y'know I really can't stand Paula Abdul. Yes, she doesn't appear on our TV screens any more but this won't sway me from saying that I find her incredibly smug and self satisfied. I can't stand her dress sense, her glib pronouncements, her conniving presience and her overall perfunctory. If I was her, thank Christ I'm not, I would go into hiding somewhere, like southern Ukraine, so as not to burden society with my shortcomings. Paula get out of our lives!! Yeeeooooohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!