Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Dear Diary -

I am trying my best to behave myself. I think that I am finally starting to realize that I am 26-years-old and not 16.

I know that I have to start acting my age so that people stop hating me and looking at me as some rich, spoiled, Hollywood brat type; which I am, but which I hate being.

I don't want to get a reputation for being a skank like Chelsea Handler, or a meany like Naomi Campbell, or a botoxed, grouchy, old woman like Joan Rivers.

I want people to say the name Lindsay Lohan and think of me as the wonderfully adorable, sweet, and phenomenally beautiful movie star that I am.

Lindsay Lohan

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