Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

I will not be charged for a hit and run accident she was accused of recently.

Exiting the Sayers Club in Hollywood last month in my new black Porsche when I was blocked by a group of photographers as well as customers from the nearby Hookah Lounge.
The venue's manager accused me of hitting his car while making a U-turn.

No that is not how it happened. I'm glad to see he dropped charges and changed his story after my PR people got in touch with him and we sent him my personal DVD. Not of one of my dated cinema films I should add.

I just hope he doesn't put it on the internet?

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