Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

I am going back to Jail, I don't want to go back, I ate taking a dump in the metal toilet, it's cold on my bum.

I don't want to eat the slop they serve in that place, it tasted like crap, and I had to eat it, they mixed chicken and peas together, I hate peas, I hate Jail, I don't want to go back, I can't go back.

I once got sent into the hole that contained a hole in the floor instead of a toilet, I can't stand this, I am so rich and spoiled I don't belong in Jail.


Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
89 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more