Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Oh yes, I'm back. This weekend you will see me present Saturday Night Live, the famous American comedy show. I haven't seen the script yet, but there's bound to be loads of jokes about current affairs, things in the news at the moment.

Probably about J Lo's nipple, and Angeline Jolie's leg and Sachan Baron Cohen throwing ashes over Ryan Seacrest. There's been so much happening this week, they won't have space for any jokes about little ol' me... Will they?